February 2015 ~ SMS Fun For You

student raat me padhte huye

2 student raat me padhte huye . . . . . 1st:"kitne baje hai yaar.. ?? . . . . . 2nd ne patthar uthakar samne girls h...

Girl To Boy:"Jaanu main apna purse ghar pe bhool aayi.. Mujhe Rs.1000 ki zarurat hai plz de doge . . . . Boy:"kar di ...

Once a girl asked a Boy: Why we have units to measure weight, height,force, speed, distance etc... . . . But nothing to measure...

Boy: I Love U… . Girl : Thapar Marungi… . Boy . Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir… Happy Slap Day…

This is unfair to celebrate only one day in the name of love. because every day is valentines day for those who are in love

Love is deep & beautiful feeling of the heart.. Love gives sparkling glow to the face, Love like dream come true.. Happy Valentin...

Arz kiya jai…..gaurr farrmaiye Lamha-Lamha waqt guzar jayega, Kuch hii dino mein ‘VALENTINE DAY’ aa jayega, Abhi bhi tym hai kisi se ...

Girl to shopkeeper: Bhaiya aap ke pas aisa valentine card hai jisme likha ho.. ‘U R MY 1st and would be my Last LOVE..? Shopkeeper: Ha...

Jidhar Apna Crush Hai, Saala…. Udhar Pehle Se Hi Rush Hai aur abhi time pass karne ke liye sirf candy crush hai!

Feb 7: Rose Day- Rs.20 (Red Rose) Feb 8: Propose Day- Rs.100 (Card + Ice Cream) Feb 9: Chocolate Day- Rs.250 (Cant give a low pric...

best lines on OLX by a married man . . . . . . wedding suit for sale used only once by MISTAKE GOOD NIGHT FRIENDS...