2 student raat me padhte huye . . . . . 1st:"kitne baje hai yaar.. ?? . . . . . 2nd ne patthar uthakar samne girls h...
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Jaanu main apna purse ghar pe bhool
Girl To Boy:"Jaanu main apna purse ghar pe bhool aayi.. Mujhe Rs.1000 ki zarurat hai plz de doge . . . . Boy:"kar di ...
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Dimag mat chaat
Once a girl asked a Boy: Why we have units to measure weight, height,force, speed, distance etc... . . . But nothing to measure...
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Thapar Marungi
Boy: I Love U… . Girl : Thapar Marungi… . Boy . Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir… Happy Slap Day…
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This is unfair to celebrate
This is unfair to celebrate only one day in the name of love. because every day is valentines day for those who are in love
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Love is deep & beautiful feeling
Love is deep & beautiful feeling of the heart.. Love gives sparkling glow to the face, Love like dream come true.. Happy Valentin...
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Arz kiya jai
Arz kiya jai…..gaurr farrmaiye Lamha-Lamha waqt guzar jayega, Kuch hii dino mein ‘VALENTINE DAY’ aa jayega, Abhi bhi tym hai kisi se ...
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Girl to shopkeeper
Girl to shopkeeper: Bhaiya aap ke pas aisa valentine card hai jisme likha ho.. ‘U R MY 1st and would be my Last LOVE..? Shopkeeper: Ha...
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Jidhar Apna Crush Hai
Jidhar Apna Crush Hai, Saala…. Udhar Pehle Se Hi Rush Hai aur abhi time pass karne ke liye sirf candy crush hai!
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Funny Valentines Day
Feb 7: Rose Day- Rs.20 (Red Rose) Feb 8: Propose Day- Rs.100 (Card + Ice Cream) Feb 9: Chocolate Day- Rs.250 (Cant give a low pric...
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Best lines on OLX
best lines on OLX by a married man . . . . . . wedding suit for sale used only once by MISTAKE GOOD NIGHT FRIENDS...
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