Do ladies car driving seekh rahi thi

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murga kaise diye

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ek hizde ne armi ke sare test pass kar liye

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Pehli raat ko kamre ke andar jaate hi dullhan apna

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Love is a gamble

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Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai

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Jo log roj mandir jate hai

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Loh kahte hai ki

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Sarkar agar

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Gujrat me daru

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Tambaku or ghutkha ke ad me

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Muhabat kab mukambal hoti hai

सच्ची बात  ================================================== प्रश्न:- मुहब्बत कब मुकम्मल होती है ? उत्तर:- जब खाली फ्लैट की जुगाड़ हो ज...

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Kaam karo ya na karo

================================================== काम करो या न करो, काम की फिक्र जरुर करो! .. और फिक्र करो न करो, जिक्र जरुर करो ! ====...

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Fursat me karenge tujhse hisab

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Dedicate to all my friends happy winter

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Competition bahot hai bhai

Dear boys ...  . . If u like a girl.. then let her know.. Tell her ... Otherwise . . . . Competition bahot hai bhai., Or aaj-kal ki ladk...

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Hamari chaap thodi barooD jaisi Hy

Hamari chaap thodi barooD jaisi Hy... Jaha se Hum chalte Hy logoN ka jalna suru ho jata hy....

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Santa ne apne ghar phone kiya

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Ladkiyon Ki 5 Bate Kabhi Samjh Nahi Aati

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arj kiya he jinhe koyal samjha

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Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha

Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai. Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loong...

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Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnaysaray bachay

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Girl check up ke liye gai

Girl check up ke liye gai, Doctor ki niyat khrab ho gai. Doctor ne uske kaprey utarwaye. Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho? Doctor:Checkup ke liy...

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Doctor, Meri B(.)(.)BS bahut choti hain

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Maine galti se unwanted 72 ki goli kha li hai

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8 sal ka bachcha rape case mein pakra jata hai

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Bache meri gali ke

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Be careful when a girl tells u

Be careful when a girl tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart. For this may mean that there is still have enough s...

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I m not a "HANDSOME Man

I m not a "HANDSOME Man" . . But I give my "HAND" to "SOME" one who needs help..! Beauty is in Heart, ...

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According to indians

According to indians..A small gap between jeans and top is shameless and a 6inch gap between saari and blouse is traditional..!!

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Tujhe jab ek najar dekha to

Tujhe jab ek najar dekha to, tujhe or dekhne ka dil kiya, kuch or der dekhne ke baad, mera kuch na dekhne ka mann kiya, ab bata kya ...

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Never make a women cry

Never make a women cry.. There is nothing more expensive than a female tear When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with 'L...

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Mobile Aya Camera Khatam

Mobile Aya Camera Khatam . Mobile Aaya Wrist Watch Khatam.. . Mobile Aaya Torch Khatam.. . Mobile Aaya Radio Khatam.. . Mobile...

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Always speak truth to your parents

Always speak truth to your parents... and... . run away immediately after this,:-) . Bcoz the speed of "jutti" is faster tha...

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Instead of burning a phatak

Instead of burning a phataka ,,, , , , , , , , , , , , Date a phataka...!!! Have an eco-friendly diwali.. Applicable t...

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