Do ladies car driving seekh rahi thi Unke pati:- Yaar meri biwi toh raat ko gear samjh kar hilati rahti hai Dusra:- Meri biwi toh panty k...
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Showing posts with label Adult Jokes. Show all posts
murga kaise diye
sardar -murga kaise diye murgawala -70,50 aur 10 ka. sardar - rs 10 ka itna sasta kyu? murgawala -isko aids hai. sardar - de do khana hi ...
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ek hizde ne armi ke sare test pass kar liye
ek hizde ne armi ke sare test pass kar liye sex test me manager bola aapka to lund hi nahi hai tab hizda bolta hai manager se ye bataiye ...
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Pehli raat ko kamre ke andar jaate hi dullhan apna
Pehli raat ko kamre ke andar jaate hi dullhan apna blouse kholne lagi. Dulha -ye kya kar rahi ho. Dulhan -maa ne kaha tha jate hi dudh pi...
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Love is a gamble
Love is a gamble, Sex is game. Boys get fucking, Girls get pain. One night plasure, Nine month pain. One day in a hospital and a junior f...
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Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai… Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai
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Muhabat kab mukambal hoti hai
सच्ची बात ================================================== प्रश्न:- मुहब्बत कब मुकम्मल होती है ? उत्तर:- जब खाली फ्लैट की जुगाड़ हो ज...
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Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha
Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai. Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loong...
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Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnaysaray bachay
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnaysaray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi kitarah ghoomo to aap ko ...
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Girl check up ke liye gai
Girl check up ke liye gai, Doctor ki niyat khrab ho gai. Doctor ne uske kaprey utarwaye. Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho? Doctor:Checkup ke liy...
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Doctor, Meri B(.)(.)BS bahut choti hain
Ek Ladki:- Doctor, Meri B(.)(.)BS bahut choti hain? Doctor:- Roz aana hoga. CHUS CHUS ke bade kar dunga. Ladki:- Theek hai. Apne Boy-Frie...
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Maine galti se unwanted 72 ki goli kha li hai
girl to doctor: Maine galti se unwanted 72 ki goli kha li hai. Doctor: 72 ghante mein jitna chud sakti ho chud lo warna 80 rs. Ki ma chud...
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8 sal ka bachcha rape case mein pakra jata hai
8 sal ka bachcha rape case mein pakra jata hai. Lady lawyer us ki lulli pakr k kehti hai kya ye bacha rape kar sakta hai??? Bacha kehta h...
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Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ke
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ke PENIS pe Madhu-Makkhi kaat gayi. He goes to a doctor with his wife. Wife Sharmate Hue: Doctor Saab, Sirf Dard Ki Da...
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Ye Condom Kya Hota Hai
Pota: Dadaji Ye Condom Kya Hota Hai? Dadaji: Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata. Pota: Main Janta Tha Buddhe, Tujhe Pata Hota Toh Aaj PROPERTY ...
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Boldest Proposal
Ladka, Ladki ke Baap Se: Mai Aapki Beti ka Haath Mangne Aaya Hu..!!! Baap: Kyun ?? Ladka: Kyunki Ab Mera Haath thak Chuka Hai...
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Let's Play Ambulance-Ambulance
Pappu Ki Ek Ladki Se Kafi Time Se Setting Chal Rahi Thi, Bahut Manaane Ke Baad Vo Sex Ke Liye Raazi Hui. Pappu Ne Sham Ko Use Apne Ghar ...
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Ek Aadmi Bra Ki Shop Mein Gaya
Ek Aadmi Bra Ki Shop Mein Gaya. Usne Ek Darjan Ek Hi Color Ki Bra Khareedi Aur Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Ko Di. Biwi Ek Hi Rang Ki Bra Dekh ...
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Chemistry Ki Class Mein Sir Ne Ek Ladki Se Poocha
Chemistry Ki Class Mein Sir Ne Ek Ladki Se Poocha: Yes You, Tell Me What is Nitrate ? Ladki Sharma Kar Boli: Kya Sir, Aap bhi N Qasam Se...
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Excuse me brother, that's my seat.
Girl: Excuse me brother, that's my seat. Boy Ok, But I am not ur brother. My DAD never fuckd ur MOM!!! Girl: True, but my DAD fuck...
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